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Assemblies of God newsfeeds

December 20th, 2005 @ 6:09 pm by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Links, Pentecostal, Religion, Site Updates

I’ve added a page of RSS links and email newsletter links for official Assemblies of God news outlets (and a couple unofficial). This includes links to the AG-News newsletter, Dan Betzer’s “ByLine,” and several new Women’s Ministries newsletters that look good.

If you’re interested, see:

Assemblies of God newsfeeds

It’s also linked it in my sidebar under “God,” in case you need to find it again.


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New Orleans Christmas Party

December 20th, 2005 @ 2:24 am by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Katrina Aftermath, Pentecostal, Religion

I’ve been wanting to do a positive Hurricane Katrina followup for weeks. I’m frustrated. I nearly could, but I can’t, just yet.

So, I give. I’ll report the lack of a report.

So, there was a big Christmas party scheduled in New Orleans this weekend. Sponsored by Hosanna Fellowship, the A/G’s national Children’s Ministry Agency (CMA), and Convoy of Hope, it was to be free, packed with at least a hundred volunteers, full of Christmassy “Bags of Blessings,” and replete with Things-in-Church-That-Require-Blow-Hards:

"We will have carnival games with free prizes and candy and giant inflatable games and slides. There will also be free refreshments each evening along with a 'sleigh ride' through a winter wonderland and the Hosanna Choir will be presenting a musical called 'Hope has Come.'"

(Note to my fellow Chicagoans: “Sleigh Ride,” above, gets the funny-quotes because our

Update on Golden Murder

December 10th, 2005 @ 5:59 am by Rich | | 7 Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Pentecostal, Rage and Rants, Random Miscellany, Religion

This is an update to: Youth pastor slays wife, confesses. Why, oh why?

Note: On 12/15 I updated this post with a comment found off the Web, and some commentary.

Eric Brian Golden had his first day in court yesterday. Golden’s confession was read to the the court by Detective LaPrentice Mayes, and other testimony was apparently provided, including some of Golden’s statements to the police outside the transcript. (Remember, “anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…”). Judge Lawrence Dillon is sending Golden to the grand jury, charged with murder.

New information paints a more troubling picture of the Golden family life. According to Brian Golden, marriage had already been “rocky” for two years—with the trouble apparently beginning after their move to Southside. There was drinking going on (Golden claims

The Assemblies of God’s corporate roadmap for transformation

December 9th, 2005 @ 7:58 pm by Rich | | 5 Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Pentecostal, Random Miscellany, Religion

I just resurrected this from my email archives from April of this year. But I thought some of you might find still find this interesting to read.

As some of you may know, I worked at HQ from 1991 to 1999 and during that entire time the HQ leadership had been working at "re-engineering" corporate structure (I think they were calling it "re-entrenchment" or some such euphemism, to avoid panicking the huddled masses), and re-evaluating our overall church culture. I know that at every General Council a report is presented evaluating the overall spiritual climate of the Fellowship, but I think there's been a particular pointedness to the internal naval-gazing ever since Margaret Poloma came to HQ to research her book, The Assemblies of God at the Crossroads: Charisma and Institutional Dilemmas.

I understand a lot of hand-wringing occurred after that

Youth pastor slays wife, confesses. Why, oh why?

December 4th, 2005 @ 7:00 am by Rich | | 27 Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Pentecostal, Rage and Rants, Random Miscellany, Religion
I struggle whether to blog on tragic news events with real victims still suffering, and about which I can do nothing. I am not a journalist, the story is not local, and I don't want to prey off of others' sensational misfortune just to garner a minor increase in blog traffic. But, being a Pentecostal (Assemblies of God) blogger, I do feel that when something newsworthy happens in our niche of culture, it's worth at least knowing about if only for reflection and with a view toward "big picture" issues.

This should go without saying, but I will say it anyhow: please pray for the church and families involved in what I am about to describe. My commentary and reaction follow my summary.
Happily married couple...

Eight Michigan Photos: AJ, Lighthouse, Lake, Church.

November 28th, 2005 @ 3:05 pm by Rich | | 1 Comment »
Filed under: Family, Kids, Photography, Random Miscellany

Just before leaving Muskegon, Michigan, this Thanksgiving, AJ started asking us about Lake Michigan, and we realized we hadn’t taken him to see the lake for a couple years. He’s nearly five, now, so he has no memories of seeing it before. So, after driving around and trying a few frozen over access points—and one over-run by hunters—we took AJ to the pier/lighthouse where I proposed to Jennifer in 1997. There was a massive ice-shelf extending into the lake (beyond the lighthouse) when I proposed (I was literally standing on nothing but ice!), but it wasn’t that cold yet this weekend, so we thought it would be a great time to visit.

Boy, was it cold. Ice had already started forming on the lighthouse and the pier leading up to it. We couldn’t get any closer than what you see in this picture because the concrete was far too icy and

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November 16th, 2005 @ 8:01 pm by Rich | | 8 Comments »
Filed under: Links, Site Updates
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Update, April 15, 2007: As of today, you can now link directly to your own entry in the PneumaBlogs list. Just look for the "link to this item" text to find your custom URL for your entry.

Update, April 10, 2007: You can also use the square-but-fiery button shown at right. Just see the updated section below.

For the 130+ PneumaBloggers currently listed on my PneumaBlogs page, if you want to host a button on your site promoting your pneumatic bloggy-ness, here it is in all its drab elegant simplicity:

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When worship goes awry…

November 15th, 2005 @ 4:27 pm by Rich | | 17 Comments »
Filed under: Links, Podcast/Media, Random Miscellany, Religion, Things going awry!

Okay, okay, okay. I know. This is a day of tragedy and mourning for my lost and beloved RodentMobile. But blame it on Travis Johnson. He posted a link to the “Concerned pastor” voicemail Trent Fuller released on the GraceHead blog, and I badly needed the humor. Perhaps you do, too.

I’m a white guy (well, not really, I’m Hispanic—maybe [long story]—but I think I’m white) so, naturally, I don’t move much when I sing. And when I catch myself moving, I nervously stop, shove my hands in my pockets, and look around with a sheepish grin. The Bride of Rat, though, she loves to move when she sings. She spent a year in Brazil as an exchange student and learned to enjoy dancing over there; consequently, she gets a little rhythm goin’ on during worship now and then.

Nothing wrong with

BlogRodent’s Car Crash

November 15th, 2005 @ 1:37 pm by Rich | | 6 Comments »
Filed under: Random Miscellany

I think I said goodbye to my trusty 1990 Toyota Tercel today.

Driving to work this morning under a drizzly, overcast sky, someone jumped the curb in the median and wound up in my lane. The SUV ahead of me came to a quick stop and I hydroplaned right into her.

It looks like it was the kiss of death for my fuel-efficient, portable fortress of solitude. The hood is accordioned, the radiator flattened up against the motor block, internal organs—uh, parts—are all moved around. Fluids leaked.

Man, 255,000 miles and counting. At least it died a noble death, shielding me from all harm.

Meanwhile, I await the police report, a phone call from my insurance adjustor, and a possible court date. (Otherwise, I’d share more details.)

If it occurs to you, please pray that I find another inexpensive, highly fuel-efficient replacement that will comfortably seat a man

About me…

November 13th, 2005 @ 4:04 pm by Rich | | 2 Comments »
Filed under: Random Miscellany

For all the curious, I’ve been remiss in adding an “About” page to this blog. I’ve finally done so.

Find it here, or in the navigation area to the right.

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Her recovery is an act of God. Or, finding good theology in a local paper.

November 13th, 2005 @ 2:20 pm by Rich | | 1 Comment »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Pentecostal, Random Miscellany, Religion

Holly Scroggins attends Wood River Assembly of God in Wood River, Illinois. Last June, she was driving a little VW Beetle with her 4– and 9–year old sons in the back of the car, when Timothy Barnhart attempted to pass in his SUV, he crashed into her car and killed both boys. Holly survived, but was was severely injured with shattered bones in her thigh, kneecap, ankle and foot. Her liver was damaged and she needed two blood transfusions to survive. She spent three months in the hospital while friends and coworkers raised money for the expense.

Barnhart also survived, but is still in recovery. Charges are pending.

I usually read newspaper accounts of people’s praise to God for taking them through tragedy prepared to wince. So often, people praise God for their safety at other people’s expense. Their praise seems insensitive, unbalanced, unaware that bad things simply happen to good people

About me…

November 13th, 2005 @ 10:13 am by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Links, Random Miscellany, Site Updates

For all the curious, I’ve been remiss in adding an “About” page to this blog. I’ve finally done so. Find it here, or in the navigation area to the right.

Robertson’s irrational God. (Oh, and Intelligent Design, too.)

November 12th, 2005 @ 10:10 am by Rich | | 3 Comments »
Filed under: Pentecostal, Random Miscellany, Religion

My colleague, Ted Olsen over at CT’s Weblog, posted terse and apt commentary on the latest Pat Robertson gaffe. When things don’t go God’s Robertson’s way, he gets grumpy.

Is he on medication? If not, he should be. (Robertson, that is. Not Olsen.) He definitely should not have a public forum.

Here’s the latest from Pat Robertson, in reaction to the Dover school board elections and the Intelligent Design brouhaha:

“I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because

F-bombs, poets, and church. Or, “When church goes intentionally awry!”

November 12th, 2005 @ 6:44 am by Rich | | 2 Comments »
Filed under: Links, Podcast/Media, Random Miscellany, Religion, Things going awry!

First, I blogged about Blake Bergstrom and his hilarious attempt to have Lot say “pitch his tents.” Then we had John Ortberg entreating: “Let everything that has breasts, praise the Lord,” along with William Willimon’s story of an evangelist unintentionally preaching the shorts off a church-skipper.

On the time-worn religious use of the word F---

The obscenity f--- is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The

Follow the latest PneumaBlogs and CTI-Blogs headline…

November 10th, 2005 @ 9:06 pm by Rich | | 4 Comments »
Filed under: Links, Pentecostal, Random Miscellany, Religion, Work

Okay, after laboriously setting up a feed reader for myself so I can finally stay on top of all the feeds referenced in my PneumaBlogs and CTI-Blogs pages, I was also able to set up a couple pages here on BlogRodent to help you (and me) easily see what the latest posts are from these little slices of the blogosphere.

So, for your delectation, enjoyment, and frivolous wasting of time, I present to you:

PneumaBlogs Headlines (and excerpts)

CTI-Blogs Headlines (and excerpts)

Enjoy! Come back to see me some time.

(Note, if you’re a PneumaBlogger or a CTI-Blogger and your posts are not showing up on this page, it’s probably because your feed is broken, or it was impossible to find it. Contact me if you want to get added.)

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The Problem with Pentecostal Distinctives

November 9th, 2005 @ 1:22 pm by Rich | | 10 Comments »
Filed under: Assembly of God, Bookshelf, Nonfiction, Pentecostal, Random Miscellany, Religion

Christianity Today just published an interview with Ben Witherington III, professor of New Testament at Asbury Seminary in Kentucky. It’s a concise and interesting interview, well worth the read. It comes on the heels of his latest book: The Problem with Evangelical Theology: Testing the Exegetical Foundations of Calvinism, Dispensationalism, and Wesleyanism. According to editor Mark Galli, in this book, Witherington “makes a positive argument for how biblical interpretation should be done in an increasingly postmodern setting.”

Here’s the link to the article:

The Problem with Evangelical Theologies
Ben Witherington III thinks there is something fundamentally weak about each branch of the movement.
Interview by Mark Galli | posted 11/09/2005 09:00 a.m.

Here’s an excerpt that is clearly relevant for Pentecostals:

So, what is the problem

Megiddo, Church, & Prison. Or, “Wait’ll the warden sees this!”

November 8th, 2005 @ 4:28 pm by Rich | | 4 Comments »
Filed under: Links, Religion
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Rich Tatum’s award-winning, mouth-watering, mamma-slappin’ chili…

November 8th, 2005 @ 3:42 am by Rich | | 17 Comments »
Filed under: Random Miscellany

Okay, it’s the season to make Chili. Red-hot, mouth-watering, addictive chili that will warm your belly in the cold night and keep you satisfied for hours. (Actually, even though my chili calls for a habañero, cayenne, and a poblano pepper, it’s not unbearable hot. A single habañero, diffused through an entire batch of chili, raises the heat level without making it searing. Use half a pepper, or skip it if you don’t like heat.)

A few years ago my apartment community had a Superbowl party/chili cook-off and I wanted to bring something to the party. I’d never made chili before in my life, but I thought, “How hard could it be?” In preparation I went online and looked at a few dozen chili recipes and took note of preparation styles and ingredients I thought would be tasty. Then, armed with a list of ingredients I went

Stranger in a Strange Land: John Wilson reflects on Anne Rice

November 6th, 2005 @ 2:11 am by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Bookshelf, Fiction, Links, Religion

The ever-brilliant (and most widely-read man I know) John Wilson over at Books & Culture, reflects on the pre-conversion writing of Anne Rice (especially Interview with the Vampire) and concludes with a comment on her conversion (see: “The Vampire and the Cross”). John’s take on Rice’s writing is succinct and spot-on:

“I finished the novel with the sense of moral contamination that some books leave us with.”

But he doesn’t end there. He concludes his analyses by recounting a review of the 1997 anthology, The Anne Rice Reader: Writers Explore the Universe of Anne Rice, edited by Katharine Ramsland. In his review (never published, unfortunately), Wilson writes, presciently:

In short, there was a profound contradiction at the heart of Rice's work. And so I

Old hymns, new tunes

November 5th, 2005 @ 1:29 am by Rich | | 8 Comments »
Filed under: Random Miscellany, Religion

For years I've bemoaned the lack of serious, thoughtful, theologically rich lyrics in the praise songs and worship choruses I'm subjected to at church. Some of the recent praise and worship music remedies that, but I'm still occasionally struck silent by vacuous, empty lyrics using clichés to resonate with worshipers and the time-tested trick of singing a single chorus line over and over until we all fall into a trance-like worship state.

:: sigh ::

I miss scripture in my worship. I miss theology in my worship. I miss the hymns.

But what I don’t necessarily miss are the hymn’s melodies and forms. As my wife and I have discussed this, I’ve often wondered aloud why church worship directors don’t apply their musical talents to translate older hymns into contemporary sounds. Okay, maybe most church worship and music directors really aren’t that good at creating

Calvary Chapel Christian Schools and UC

November 4th, 2005 @ 2:32 am by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Links, Random Miscellany, Religion

Christianity Today finally got around to covering a story that caught my attention back in August (I wrote, “Separation of God and science?”). If you’re interested, read it here: “Admissions: Rejected: Christian school sues University of California over requirements.”

Here's an excerpt:

"The question the university must confront in reviewing these texts is not whether they have religious content," the university said, "but whether they provide a comprehensive view of the relevant subject matter, reflecting knowledge generally accepted in the scientific and educational communities and with which a student at the university level should be conversant."

For example, the university said it rejected the literature course for using an anthology as the only required text.

"It's not that we're not allowing a particular viewpoint," UC spokeswoman Ravi Poorsina said. "We're saying that we require certain disciplines that in these cases are not there."

Doesn’t seem

Egosurfing Google Print

November 3rd, 2005 @ 3:57 pm by Rich | | No Comments »
Filed under: Links, Random Miscellany

So, Google Books has been revived and released. Naturally, therefore, I egosurfed. Here is what I found:

  • Perfect Illustrations for Every Topic and Occasion: For Every Topic and Occasion — Page 297
    by Craig Brian Larson — Religion — 2002 — 384 pages
    It's all about who they are and what they want.” Citation: Rich Tatum, Carol Stream, Illinois; source: Dave Tenenbaum, “When Kids Kill,” The Why Files, ...
    Limited preview
     — Table of Contents — Index — About this book
  • Surviving
  • PETA, goldfish, and stupidity … or ‘Why I eat animals and don’t brag about it in the press.’

    November 2nd, 2005 @ 7:18 pm by Rich | | 7 Comments »
    Filed under: Assembly of God, Links, Pentecostal, Rage and Rants, Random Miscellany, Religion

    There's a rash of fishy news stories on Google lately about a minor skirmish between a 300-member Assembly of God church and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA—not to be confused with “People for the Eating of Tasty Animals”).

    The score: PETA 1, People 0, Comet Goldfish -12.

    Look, it’s common knowledge that youth pastors have crazy ideas and are compelled to pull stunts. Even when it’s accidental, it’s still a big hit (see my post about young Blake Bergstrom, the “tent pitching” youth pastor—that post more than doubled the traffic to this lonely blog!). The crazier the idea and the more outrageous the stunt, the more hopped-up the kids get. And it’s a fundamental truth that hopped-up chirren is exactly what Jesus needs more of.

    So, young, unsuspecting, youth pastor, Anthony Martin, over at the First Assembly

    Internet disintermediation angst … or we discover that relationships require face-time

    November 2nd, 2005 @ 1:14 am by Rich | | No Comments »
    Filed under: Links, Rage and Rants

    According to WebUser.co.uk, PlusNet (a UK ISP) has released a study concluding what many have said for years:

    Nearly a third of people say their relationships have suffered because their use of digital technology means they ‘talk less’.

    Among other “ground-breaking” conclusions:

    • 90% said email, text, and IMs make communication less personal;
    • 41% said they’d rather get a phone call;
    • 40% say email, text, and IM are less confrontational;
    • 27% use email, text, and IM to flirt;
    • 22% use email, text, and IM to apologize for missed birthdays;
    • 19% use email, text, and IM to call in sick to work.

    I mentioned some of my thoughts on this in my interview with Garrick the other day. The Internet “mediates” relationships, like postal mail does, or sending messages to your spouse via the kids. But the almost “real-time” immediacy of the Net conceals it’s mediating

    Anne Rice’s ‘Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt’ is in hand

    October 31st, 2005 @ 2:33 pm by Rich | | 1 Comment »
    Filed under: Bookshelf, Fiction, Links, Random Miscellany, Religion

    Okay, I stopped by Border’s on the way home from a medical followup today, and I picked up Anne Rice’s Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt. I’ll soon be diving into it. Already I’m concerned. A phrase from the back of the book jacket caught my eye: the young Jesus Christ is described as a “nature mystic.” Maybe I misread that.

    I will follow up with a review as soon as I can make it through the book. Assuming it’s not so laborious that it worsens my illness, that is.

    So far, the reviews on Amazon are lightweight and glowing.

    See my previous post: “Anne Rice channels the Jesus you never knew…

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