I’m flush with Oreos–or AJ doing his part to ease world hunger
When you’re four years old you can’t walk away from the chocolatey goodness that is an Oreo cookie. And there’s nothing better than a crisp Oreo dunked in cold glass of pristine milk–especially when you’re only four and a half years old. Well, perhaps reading while dunking Oreos might improve the experience. And you definitely should be relaxed, perhaps even seated.
So what happens when one is simultaneously relaxing his posterior, reading a good book in the best-lit room in the house, and dunking cream-filled discs of manna? Odds are, something will fall into the porcelain catch-all which supporting that tired derierre.
Hear why AJ was found brushing his teeth after experiencing an Oreo baptism I only shudder to imagine.
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Posted: Monday, September 12, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
I dare to ask…did he really eat the oreo????
Posted: Monday, September 12, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
:) Apparently he took one bite and found “it was yucky.” That’s why he wound up brushing his teeth. (The only smart move in this episode.) What I don’t know, and I’m not sure I want to know, is whether he actually swallowed.
Blech!
Posted: Friday, July 7, 2006 @ 3:47 am
I think Oreos are little satanic snackcakes we need to repent of. :p
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